Soap opera a cool love story!
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".
They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.
They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'.
Smelly Car!
A girl went into a car showroom, looks around all d cars b4 decidin to buy a Red Porsche.
"I'll pay cash!" she says & hands over sum millions. D deal is finalized quickly & she drives it away.
2 days later she's back, fuming, "I want my $ back...it smells awful when I use d brakes."
Not wanting 2 lose d sale, d manager dcides 2 ride in d car wid her 'in case she ain't drivin it properly'.
He gets in & she accelerates, drops it in2 second gear at 50mph, floors d pedal again & slips in2 3rd at 80mph, doz a handbrake turn in2 a country lane & then really starts 2 accelerate. 110mph in 4th, 140 in 5th, d ingin's roarin like a Lion with toothache, & d car is shudderin as it climbs 2 170mph. D scenery is a green blur & d G-force has him pinnd in d seat.
In d distance, 2 his relief, d barriers of a level crossing r beginnin to com down & she'll have 2 slow down (he thinks!), but no, she floors it & d revometer climbs higher. 100 yards from d crossing she slams on d brakes & d car stops inches from d barrier.
"So, can you smell it?" she says.
"SMELL IT? HONEY, I'M SITTING IN IT!"
Statistics..!
Statistics Say 10% of d road accidents
r due 2 drunkn drvng.
Which makes it a logical statmnt
dat 90% of d accidnts
r due 2 drvng widout drinkng.
So.. Cheers!
Flirting
Flirting is the only job in d world
tat man cannot include in his biodata
despite years of experience
n number Of refrences...!
Constipated Horse
Hum Jayega goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."
The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."
Hum Jayega comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.
The vet says, "What happened?"
Hum Jayega says, "The horse blew first."
Inspire Yourself..!
Positive Pictures come out frm d negatives,
developed in d dark rooms,
so if u find urself lonely in dark,
dont panic,just undrstnd tat
God is working on a Gud Project..!
Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leaves nothin unsaid..!!
Whisky, Beer and Cigarettes
are a persn's worst enemies...
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Arent they..?
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But, the man who runs away from his enemies
Is a Coward.
So Cheers..!!
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