IT n Computer Jokes

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Java Interview attended by our Hum Jayega

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Q. What is d difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different..nothin more

Q. What's JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2tier & 3tier Architecture?
A. 2 wheelers like scooters'll have 2tyres and autorickshaws will've 3tyres.

Q. I wan2 store more than 10 objects in a remote server. Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it thru courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As u wish, I aint have objections.

Q. How2 communicate 2threads each other?
A. Sorry, Non livin thins can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture.
A. I'm a computer professional, not an architect man!

Q. What's d use of Servlets?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What's d difference between Process & Threads?
A. Threads r small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What's JAR file?
A. File dat can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What's JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's frend.

Q. How will u call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I'll give invitation.

Q. What's bean ? Where can it b uzd?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens 4 cookin they can b used.

Q. Write down how will u create a binary Tree?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

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Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

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Luv Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We hav sum set functions lyk flirtin, goin to movies 2gether, makin long conversasons on fon & den try 2 fit all functions 2 d candidate we lyk.

Aranjd Marriage: Similar 2 object oriented programming aproach. We 1st fix d candidet & den try 2 implement functions on her. D main object is fixd & verios functions r aded 2 suplement d main program. D functions can b aded or deleted.

Luv Marriage: It's a throwaway typ of prototyp as client requirements rizes wid tym thus it's a dynamic system & dificult 2menten.

Aranjd Marriage: Requirments r wel defind so use of waterfal model is posible.

Lov Marriage: Family system hangs bcuz hardwer cald parents rn't respondin.

Aranjd Marriage: Compatible wid hardwer Parents.

Lov Marriage: U r d project leader so u r responsibl 4 implementation and execution of PROJECT- married lyf.

Aranjd Marriage: U r a team member under project leader parents so de r responsibl 4 succesful execuson of project Maried lyf.

Lov Marriage: Client expectasons includ excitin feature as spouse cookin fud, washin clods etc.

Aranjd Marriage: All thiz features r coverd in d SRS as requird features.

Lov Marriage: Acceptans test posible, u can try b4 u Buy.

Aranjd Marriage: Product is sold on an as is wher is basis, Product 1ce sold wil not b taken back!